ah the debate between wearing a regular bra or a sports bra
I will choose the sports bra because it is obviously superior in comfort and making my boobs look smaller
Now my mom just keeps yelling at me to make toast instead.
Toast is the worst food.
“I’m so hungry I think I’m going to make an entire meal out of some uncomfortably crunchy bread.”
I feel like most things that happen to me are similar to the situation that occurred 5 minutes ago:
I was deeply sleeping and woke up to my mom coming home for her lunch break. I hear her say “I brought donuts!” and then my little sister yell “Yayyyy!” Literally the only thing that could make me get up from a sleep like that is food and I got up and walked into the kitchen, kind of excited. I then noticed my sister was holding one of those tiny 5-pack of mini donuts made for one person and I immediately complained about it on the Internet and am go back to sleep.
Jed said I remind him of Emma in The Perks of Being a Wallflower and that’s probably the coolest thing ever.